If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded
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me and tyler oakley are best friends
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy